BOOT-WEARING REGULATIONS:

(1)Owner of at least two head of cattle - entitled to wear boots.

(2)Owner of three head - can stuff the right pants leg in.

(3)Owner of four head - can stuff both pants in.

(4)Owners of six head - can wear spurs. Yippee!!

PENALTIES FOR VIOLATIONS

(1)Buy drinks for everyone in yelling distance then take off boots.

(2)Buy drinks for everyone in sight, removed stuffed-in pants leg.

(3)Suspension from wearing boots for 2 weeks, removed stuffed-in pants leg.

(4)Suspension from wearing boots for 3 weeks, remove spurs.