Precisely at 8 A. M. appeared in front of the Patee House - the Fifth Avenue
Hotel of St. Jo - the vehicle destined to be our home for the next three weeks.
We scrutinized it curiously.
The mail is carried by a "Concord coach," a spring wagon, comparing
advantageously with the horrible vans which once dislocated the joints of men on
the Suez route. The body is shaped somewhat like an English tax-cart
considerably magnified. It is built to combine safety, strength and lightness,
without the slightest regard to appearances. The material is well-seasoned white
oak - the Western regions, and especially Utah, are notoriously deficient in
hard woods - and the manufacturers are the well-known coachwrights, Messrs.
Abbott, of Concord, New Hampshire; the color is sometimes green, more usually
red, causing the antelopes to stand and stretch their large eyes whenever the
vehicle comes in sight. The wheels are five to six feet apart, affording
security against capsizing, with little "gather" and less "dish"; the larger
have fourteen spokes and seven fellies; the smaller twelve and six. The tires
are of unusual thickness, and polished like steel by the hard dry ground; and
the hubs or naves and the metal nave-bands are in massive proportions. The
latter not unfrequently,- fall off, as the wood shrinks, unless the wheel is
allowed to stand in water; attention must be paid to resetting them or in the
frequent and heavy "sidelins" the spokes may snap off all round like pipe-stems.
The wagon-bed is supported by iron bands or perpendiculars abutting upon wooden
rockers, which rest on strong leather thoroughbraces; these are found to break
the jolt better than the best steel springs, which, moreover, when injured, can
not readily be repaired. The whole bed is covered with stout osnahurg supported
by stiff bars of white oak; there is a sun-shade or hood in front, where the
driver sits, a curtain behind which can be raised or lowered at discretion, and
four flaps on each side, either folded up or fastened down with hooks and eyes.
In heavy frost, the passengers must be half dead with cold, but they care little
for that if they can go fast. The accommodations are as follows: In front sits
the driver, with usually a conductor or passenger by his side; a variety of
packages, large and small, is stowed away under his leather cushion; when the
brake must be put on, an operation often involving the safety of the vehicle,
his right foot is planted upon an iron bar which presses by a leverage upon the
rear wheels; and in hot weather a bucket for watering the animals hangs over one
of the lamps, whose companion is usually found wanting. The inside has either
two or three benches fronting to the fore or placed vis-a-vis; they are movable
and reversible, with leather cushions, and hinged padded backs, unstrapped and
turned down, they convert the vehicle into a tolerable bed for two persons or
two and a half. According to Cocker, the mail-bags should be safely stowed away
under these seats, or if there be not room enough the passengers should perch
themselves upon the correspondence; the jolly driver, however, is usually
induced to cram the light literature between the wagon bed and the platform, or
running-gear beneath, and thus, when ford-waters wash the hubs, the letters are
pretty certain to endure ablution. Behind, instead of dicky, is a kind of boot
where passengers' boxes are stored beneath a stout canvas curtain with leather
sides. The comfort of travel depends upon packing the wagon; if heavy in front
or rear, or if the thorough-braces be not properly "fixed" the bumping will be
likely to cause nasal hemorrhage. . . .
. . . We ought to start at 8:30 A. M.; but we are detained an hour while last
words are said, and adieu - a long adieu - is bidden to joke and julep, to ice
and idleness. Our "plunder" is clapped on with little ceremony - a hat-case
falls open - it was not mine, gentle reader - collars and other small gear
cumber the ground, and the owner addresses to the clumsy-handed driver the
universal G-- d-- , which in these lands changes from its expletive or chrysalis
form to an adjectival development. We try to stow away as much as possible; the
minor officials, with all their little faults, are good fellows, civil and
obliging; they wink at nonpayment for bedding, stores, weapons, and they rather
encourage than otherwise the multiplication of whiskey-kegs and cigar-boxes. We
now drive through the dusty roads of St. Jo, the observed of all observers, and
presently find ourselves in the steam ferry which is to convey us from the right
to the left bank of the Missouri River. . . .
. . . Landing in Bleeding Kansas - she still bleeds - we fell at once into
"Emigration Road," a great thoroughfare, broad and well worn as a European
turnpike or a Roman military route, and undoubtedly the best and the longest
natural highway in the world. . . .
Passing through a few wretched shanties called Troy - last insult to the memory
of hapless Pergamus - and Syracuse (here we are in the third, or classic stage
of United States nomenclature) we made, at 3 P. M., Cold Springs, the junction
of the Leavenworth route. Having taken the northern road to avoid rough ground
and bad bridges, we arrived about two hours behind time. The aspect of things at
Cold Springs, where we were allowed an hour's halt to dine and to change mules,
somewhat dismayed our fine-weather prairies travelers. The scene was the real
"Far West." The widow body to whom the shanty belonged lay sick with fever. The
aspect of her family was a "caution to snakes;" the ill-conditioned sons dawdled
about, as listless as Indians, in skin tunics and pantaloons fringed with
lengthy tags such as the redoubtable "Billy Bowlegs" wears on tobacco labels,
and the daughters, tall young women, whose sole attire was apparently a calico
morning-wrapper, color invisible, waited upon us in a protesting way. Squalor
and misery were imprinted upon the wretched log hut, which ignored the duster
and the broom, and myriads of flies disputed with us a dinner consisting of
dough-nuts, green and poisonous with saleratus, suspicious eggs in a massive
greasy fritter, and rusty bacon, intolerably fat. It was our first sight of
squatter life, and, except in two cases, it was our worst. We could not grudge
50 cents a head to these unhappies; at the same time, we thought it a dear price
to pay - the sequel disabused us - for flies and bad bread, worse eggs and
bacon.
The next settlement, Valley Home, was reached at 6 P. M. Here the long wave of
the ocean land broke into shorter seas, and for the first time that day we saw
stone, locally called rocks (a Western term embracing everything between a
pebble and a boulder), the produce of nullahs and ravines. A well 10 to 12 feet
deep supplied excellent water. The ground was in places so far reclaimed as to
be divided off by posts and rails; the scanty crops of corn (Indian corn),
however, were. wilted and withered by the drought, which this year had been
unusually long. Without changing mules we advanced to Kennekuk, where we halted
for an hour's supper under the auspices of Major Baldwin, whilom Indian agent;
the place was clean, and contained at least one charming face.
Kennekuk derives its name from a chief of the Kickapoos, in whose reservation we
now are. This tribe, in the days of the Baron la Hontan (1689), a great
traveler, but "aiblins," as Sir Walter Scott said of his grandmother, "a
prodigious story-teller," then lived on the Riviere des Puants, or Fox River,
upon the brink of a little lake supposed to be the Winnebago, near the Sakis,
(Osaki, Sawkis, Sauks, or Sacs), and the Pouteoustamies (Potawotomies). They are
still in the neighborhood of their dreaded foes, the Sacs and Foxes, who are
described as stalwart and handsome bands, and they have been accompanied in
their southern migration from the waters westward of the Mississippi, through
Illinois, to their present southern seats by other allies of the Winnebagoes,
the Iowas, Nez Perces, Ottoes, Omahas, Kansas, and Osages. Like the great
nations of the Indian Territory, the Cherokees, Creeks, Choctaws, and
Chickasaws, they form intermediate social links in the chain of civilization
between the outer white settlements and the wild nomadic tribes to the west, the
Dakotahs, and Arapahoes, the Snakes and Cheyennes. They cultivate the soil, and
rarely spend the winter in hunting buffalo upon the plains. Their reservation is
twelve miles by twenty-four; as usual with land set apart for the savages, it is
well watered and timbered, rich and fertile; it lies across the path and in the
vicinity of civilization; consequently, the people are greatly demoralized. The
men are addicted to intoxication, and the women to unchastity; both sexes and
all ages are inveterate beggars, whose principal industry is horse-stealing.
Those Scottish clans were the most savage that vexed the Lowlands; it is the
case here; the tribes nearest the settlers are best described by Colonel B--'s
phrase, "great liars and dirty dogs." They have well nigh cast off the Indian
attire, and rejoice in the splendors of boiled and ruffled shirts, after the
fashion of the whites. According to our host, a stalwart son of that soil which
for generations has sent out her best blood westward, Kain-tuk-ee, the Land of
Cane, the Kickapoos number about 300 souls, of whom one-fifth are braves. He
quoted a specimen of their facetiousness; when they first saw a crinoline, they
pointed to the wearer and cried, "There walks a wigwam." Our "vertugardin" of
the 19th century has run the gauntlet of the world's jests, from the refined
impertinence of Mr. Punch to the rude grumble of the American Indian and the
Kaffir of the Cape.
Beyond Kennekuk we crossed the first Grasshopper Creek. Creek, I must warn the
English reader, is pronounced "crik," and in these lands, as in the jargon of
Australia, means not "an arm of the sea," but a small stream of sweet water, a
rivulet; the rivers of Europe, according to the Anglo-American of the West, are
"criks." On our line there are many grasshopper creeks; they anastomose with, or
debouch into, the Kansas River, and they reach the sea via the Missouri and the
Mississippi. This particular Grasshopper was dry and dusty up to the ankles;
timber clothed the banks, and slabs of sandstone cumbered the soil. Our next
obstacle was Walnut Creek, which we found, however, provided with a corduroy
bridge; formerly it was a dangerous ford, rolling down heavy streams of melted
snow, and then crossed by means of the "bouco" or coracle, two hides sewed
together, distended like a leather tub with willow rods, and poled or paddled.
At this point the country is unusually well populated; a house appearing after
every mile. Beyond Walnut Creek a dense nimbus, rising ghost-like from the
northern horizon, furnished us with a spectacle of those perilous prairie storms
which make the prudent lay aside their revolvers and disembarrass themselves of
their cartridges. Gusts of raw, cold, and violent wind from the west whizzed
overhead, thunder crashed and rattled closer and closer, and vivid lightning,
flashing out of the murky depths around, made earth and air one blaze of living
fire. Then the rain began to patter ominously upon the carriages; the canvas,
however, by swelling, did its duty in becoming water-tight, and we rode out the
storm dry. Those learned in the weather predicted a succession of such
outbursts, but the prophecy was not fulfilled. The thermometer fell about 6ยก(F.)
and a strong north wind set in, blowing dust or gravel, a fair specimen of
"Kansas gales" which are equally common in Nebraska, especially during the month
of October. It subsided on the 9th of August.
Arriving about 1 A. M. at Locknan's Station, a few log and timber huts near a
creek well feathered with white oak and American elm, hickory and black walnut,
we found beds and snatched an hourful of sleep. |
Resuming, through air refrigerated by rain, our now weary way, we reached at 6
A. M. a favorite camping-ground, the "Big Nemehaw" Creek, which, like its lesser
neighbor, flows after rain into the Missouri River, via Turkey Creek, the Big
Blue, and the Kansas. It is a fine bottom of rich black soil, whose green woods
at that early hour were wet with heavy dew, and scattered over the surface lay
pebbles and blocks of quartz and porphyritic granites. "Richland," a town
mentioned in guide-books, having disappeared, we drove for breakfast to Seneca,
a city consisting of a few shanties, mostly garnished with tall square lumber
fronts, ineffectually, especially when the houses stand one by one, masking the
diminutiveness of the buildings behind them. The land, probably in prospect of a
Pacific Railroad, fetched the exaggerated price of $20 an acre, and already a
lawyer has "hung out his shingle" there.
. . . The "ripper," or driver, who is bound to the gold regions of Pike's Peak,
is a queer specimen of humanity. He usually hails from one of the old Atlantic
cities - in fact, settled America - and, like the civilized man generally, he
betrays a remarkable aptitude for facile descent into savagery. His dress is a
harlequinade, typical of his disposition. Eschewing the chimney-pot or
stove-pipe tile of the bourgeois, he affects the "Kossuth," an Anglo-American
version of the sombrero, which converts felt into every shape and form, from the
jaunty little head-covering of the modern sailor to the tall steeple-crown of
the old Puritan. He disregards the trichotomy of St. Paul, and emulates St.
Anthony and the American aborigines in the length of his locks, whose ends are
curled inward, with a fascinating sausage-like roll not unlike the Cockney
"aggrawator." If a young hand, he is probably in the buckskin mania, which may
pass into the squaw mania, a disease which knows no cure; the symptoms are, a
leather coat and overalls to match, embroidered if possible, and finished along
the arms and legs with fringes cut as long as possible, while a pair of gaudy
moccasins, resplendent with red and blue porcelain beads, fits his feet tightly
as silken hose. I have heard of coats worth $250, vests $100, and pants $150;
indeed, the poorest of buckskin suits will cost $75, and if hard-worked it must
be renewed every six months. The successful miner or the gambler - in these
lands the word is confined to the profession - will add $10 gold buttons to the
attractions of his attire. The older hand prefers to buckskin a "wamba" or
roundabout, a red or rainbow-colored flannel over a check cotton shirt; his
lower garments, garnished a tergo with leather, are turned into Hessians by
being thrust inside his cow-hide Wellingtons; and, when in riding gear, he wraps
below each knee a fold of deer, antelope, or cow skin, with edges scalloped
where they fall over the feet, and gartered tightly against thorns and stirrup
thongs, thus effecting that graceful elephantine bulge of the lower leg for
which "Jack ashore' is justly celebrated. Those who suffer from sore eyes wear
huge green goggles, which give a crab-like air to the physiognomy, and those who
can not procure them line the circumorbital region with lampblack, which is
suppose to act like the surma or kohl of the Orient. A broad leather belt
supports on the right a revolver, generally Colt's Navy of medium size (when
Indian fighting is expected, the large dragoon pistol is universally preferred),
and on the left, in a plain black sheath, or sometimes in the more ornamental
Spanish scabbard, is a buck-horn or ivory-handled bowie-knife. In the East the
driver partially conceals his tools: he has no such affectation in the Far West;
moreover, a glance through the wagon-awning shows guns and rifles stowed along
the side. When driving he is armed with a mammoth fustigator, a system of
plaited cow-hides cased with smooth leather; it is a knout or an Australian
stockwhip, which, managed with both hands, makes the sturdiest ox curve and curl
its back. If he trudges along an ox-team, he is a grim and surly man, who
delights to startle your animals with a whip-crack, and disdains to return a
salutation; if his charge be a muleteer's, you may expect more urbanity; he is
then in the "upper-crust" of teamsters; he knows it and demeans himself
accordingly. He can do nothing without whisky, which he loves to call tarantula
juice, strychnine, red-eye, corn juice, Jersey lightning, leg-stretcher,
"tangle-leg" and many other hard and grotesque names; he chews tobacco like a
horse, he becomes heavier "on the shoulder" or "on the shyoot" as, with the
course of empire, he makes his way westward; and he frequently indulges in a
"spree" which in these lands means four acts of drinking-bout, with a fifth of
rough-and-tumble. Briefly, he is a post-wagon driver exaggerated. . . .
Beyond Guittard's the prairies bore a burnt-up aspect. Far as the eye could see
the tintage was that of the Arabian Desert, sere and tawny as a jackal's back.
It was still, however, too early; October is the month for those prairie fires
which have so frequently exercised the Western author's pen. Here, however, the
grass is too short for the full development of the Phenomenon, and beyond the
Little Blue River there is hardly any risk. The fire can easily be stopped,
ab initio, by blankets, or by simply rolling a barrel, the African plan
of beating down with boughs might also be used in certain places; and when the
conflagration has extended, travelers can take refuge in a little Zoar by
burning the vegetation to windward. In Texas and Illinois, however, where the
grass is tall and rank, and the roaring flames leap before the wind with the
stride of maddened horses, the danger is imminent, and the spectacle must be one
of awful sublimity.
In places where the land seems broken with bluffs, like an iron-bound coast, the
skeleton of the earth becomes visible - the formation is a friable sand stone,
overlying fossiliferous lime, which is based upon beds of shale. These
undergrowths show themselves at the edges of the ground-waves and in the dwarf
precipices where the soil has been degraded by the action of water. The
yellow-brown humus varies from forty to sixty feet deep in the most favored
places, and erratic blocks of porphyry and various granites encumber the dry
water-courses and surface drains. In the rare spots where water then lay, the
herbage was still green, forming oases in the withering waste, and showing that
irrigation is its principal, if not its only want.
Passing by Marysville, in old maps, Palmetto City, a county town which thrives
by selling whisky to ruffians of all descriptions, we forded before sunset the
"Big Blue" a well-known tributary of the Kansas River. It is a pretty little
stream, brisk and clear as crystal, about forty or fifty yards wide by 2:50 feet
deep at the ford. The soil is sandy and solid, but the banks are too precipitous
to be pleasant when a very drunken driver hangs on by the lines of four very
weary mules. We then stretched once more over the "divide" the ground, generally
rough or rolling, between the fork or junction of two streams, in fact, the
Indian Doab - separating the Big Blue from its tributary, the Little Blue. At 6
P. M. we changed our fagged animals for fresh, and land of Kansas for Nebraska,
at Cottonwood Creek. . . .
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